Bhumibol the Ape Man

Yet another video has appeared on Youtube: BadKarma4Lek in support of Da Torpedo, who is at present on lese majeste charges for allegedly "insulting" the king of Thailand. The trial is being held behind closed doors: no-one (especially foreigners) is allowed access to the hearing.

The judge's decision to deny Daranee Charnchoengsilpakul (Da Torpedo) her basic human rights, was strongly criticised by Amnesty International, not that it makes any difference to Thailand's judges - all of them hand picked by Bhumibol himself.

Bhumibol Adulyadej is the head of the Thai state, yet he is "above criticism". Thai royalist think this is perfectly consistent with a modern democratic state. But it's not. In a true democracy, criticising the "state" is not a crime. Thailand's lese majeste law not only goes against the right to free speech, it may even be unsconstitutional according to Thai law.

If Thailand were a true democracy, this trial wouldn't even be taking place. Free Da Torpedo!

New Baby Elephant Named "Suwicha Thakhor" - Hurrah!

Good news for Suwicha Thakhor! Sydney's Taronga Zoo has just named its new baby elephant after him! No doubt Thai royalists will scream "LESE MAJESTE!!" and quickly post a dozen or more incredibly boring videos on Youtube about the Thai king's love for baby elephants. Yawn!

This video can be found here: Chimpstparty. Visit this channel and watch the other videos highlighting the plight of this Thai family man who is now serving a TEN year prison sentence for daring to criticise Thailand's king.

If you want to read more about this story, click on the following URL: http://www.thesydneytraveler.com/a-new-baby-elephant-at-taronga-zoo

Chulabhorn Visits Spanish Crown Prince

What an honour! Thailand's super skinny princess "Chulabhorn" is visiting the Spanish Crown Prince "Felipe" and his frowning wife "Letizia". What will they talk about, I wonder? Lese majeste law?

Perhaps Felipe will tell Chulabhorn all about the lese majeste law suit he brought against the Spanish magazine "El Jueves" for publishing a cartoon of him and his wife having anal sex in bed. Then perhaps skinny "Chula" can tell her hosts all about the PAD funeral she attended with her lovely mum, Sirikit.

Oh! This is so exciting! Thanks to lese majeste law, Thailand and Spain are now such good friends! Good video from Fuckbhumpiballs.

タイ国王に抗議する

This interesting little video has been kicking around Youtube for a while now. You´ll find it here: fugutayasuo2. Some Japanese visitors to this blog, are going to be very upset with me for what I´m about to say, but I don´t care.

You see, I think this video was posted by a Japanese Youtuber who could well be protesting about the Thai king, or may even be protesting about other "Gods" closer to home. I think you know what I mean. Watch the video and decide for yourself.

You see, people around the world are getting just a little bit fed up with kings, queens, ramas, emperors, whatever, who think they are "above criticism" and who demand respect from their people by enforcing lese majeste laws.

My message to these living "Gods" is: be careful. Internet is a very powerful tool indeed. So don´t push your luck or you´ll wind up like the king of Thailand. Got it?

Long Live Bhumibol inc

Thailand's royal family costs Thai people an absolute fortune. It seems the Chakris can't do without their personal helicopters, luxury royal digs, huge banquets (Sirikit has a healthy appetite you know) and yachts. Yep! These parasites are living it up at the expense of Thai people, while Thailand's "royals" don't even pay income tax!

So just how much do these hangers on cost? Well, check out this video by ThaiPresident, because according to his figures, Thailands royal family costs as much or MORE than the British royal family. So what? ...you might say, but hang on, Thailand is not half as rich as the UK - Thai people can't afford this extravagance!

Supporters of the Thai king: the urban elite, Thai army ladyboys, PAD people, big business, the middle class, etc, argue that the king "has done many good things for Thailand". Yet Thailand's poor remain just as poor as they were when "Lek" ascended to the throne 60 years ago. Meanwhile, the king owns 3,493 acres of prime real estate in Bangkok (Forbes magazine, 2008).

Bhumibol Adulyadej was recently described as "the God bolt", that's the bolt that holds the main propeller on a helicopter in place. The helicopter being the Thai economy. Well that's fine. King Bhumibol may have done many good things for big business and the Thai stock market, but he certainly hasn't done anything significant for poor Thai people. They are still dirt poor.

So perhaps this is a good moment to remind everyone that Bhumibol Adulyadej owns the largest faceted diamond in the world. It's called the "Jubilee diamond" and it's worth an estimated 12 million US dollars. Not bad, for a man who has "worked all his live for nothing". Check it out. It's simply gorgeous.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Jubilee_Diamond

More champers anyone?

Dying for democracy in Thailand

Thailand's Prime Minister, Abhisit Vejjajiva, wants to "educate" foreigners about Thai "culture". According to Abhisit, Thailand is "unique from other countries", adding that: "the law and the government of a country is derived from the historical events of the country."

Now what do you suppose that means? Well, I'll tell you. What Mr Abhisit really means is that ordinary Thai people have no real understanding of what democracy means, so why give it to them? All that Thailand has known during king Bhumibol's 60-year reign, is brutal military coups and student massacres. Or what Abhisit refers to as "historical events".

Where on earth did Mr Abhisit learn to be so cynical? Oxford university? Now watch this video. It's the story of an ordinary Thai taxi driver, called Nuamthong Praiwal, who was so desperate to be free, that he hanged himself from a pedestrian flyover in the name of democracy.

So while the king of Thailand is busy endorsing military coups against democratic governments, and Abhisit is running around "educating" westerners about the "uniqueness" of Thai "culture" in an effort to justify lese majeste law; Thai people are sacrificing their lives just to have the same rights that Westerners take for granted, and which Thailand's Prime Minister is insinuating Thai people do not even "understand".

Excellent video from ThaiPresident

Royal Thai Army: "Protect the king from bacteria"

Nazi leaders understood the art of mass murder very well. They knew that is was easier for ordinary German soldiers to exterminate Jews, if they dehumanized Jews first (using crude nazi propaganda) before killing them. Now watch this video, which can also be seen here: ProletarianGuard.

This chilling video was made and financed by Thailand's Royal army and shown on Thai television during the pro-democracy protests by Thaksin's "Red shirt" movement. At the start of the video, we see what looks like "bacteria". In the background, you can hear shouts of "get out!".

The phrase: "This plague is threatening the nation" then appears, alongside a final frightening message which asks Thai viewers: "Are you immune to it?". There can be no doubt about the message behind this bloodcurdling video. It's scary.

The Thai Royal army, which has vowed to "protect the king" at any cost, has now started to condition ordinary Thai people to accept the idea of yet another massacre of pro-democracy activists. These "bacteria" are becoming a "problem". The phrase "royal desecration" is now starting to appear on videos posted by the Thai army on Youtube.

Bhumibol's boys are brainwashing Thai people into accepting the idea of the "final solution" in the name of the Thai king. Now where have we heard that before?

WTF!? Is Thaksin gay?

Why would someone make a video of a love struck, albino buffalo wearing lipstick, then upload it to Youtube? I don't get it. What's the message here?

The maker of this bizarre creation prasanchok, claims his video is "proof" that (after much press speculation) Thaksin is "not gay". Have I missed something? Is the Thai press now suggesting Thailand's former Prime Minister is gay? Or is it that PAD people smoke too much yaba?

I suspect this lunatic spends his time stealing dogs from other people's back yards, just so that he can eat. How sad.

Anyway, if the Thai press want to "out" homosexuals in high places, they only have to look at the Thai royal family. Everybody knows king Bhumibol's eldest daughter, Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn, is a screaming lesbian. No big deal.

Vive la différence! Right?

Long Live the Republic of Thailand?

There's an old Thai prediction that says that the Chakri dynasty will end with the 9th Rama, after which Thailand will become a democratic republic. In case you didn't know, Bhumibol Adulyadej is the 9th Rama, and the way things are going (and looking over Bhumibol's shoulder to see who's coming next) I'd say the prediction is close to coming true.

This interesting little video appeared here ThaiPresident, but don't bother visiting the site: Youtube has just shut it down. "Orders from above", perhaps? Anyway, I'll be posting a few of those videos from ThaiPresident's account which prove that, far from loving their king to bits, many Thai people would like to see the back of him and his "spawn".

ThaiPresident's brilliant videos challenged all those lies about the Thai king being "above politics", not endorsing military coups, not having a "voice" (and therefore needing lese majeste law to protect him), being a "modest" man with his dosh, in fact, the usual bullshit to justify lese majeste law.

Where would Thailand be without it's king? Well, judging by all the political upheaval since the 2006 military coup (endorsed by the Thai king), I'd say Thailand would be in much better shape than it is today. Would a Thai republic really be any worse than the Chakri fuedal dynasty where innocent people are sent to prison for writing books (Harry Nicolades) or making public speeches crtical of the monarchy (Da Torped0)? I think not.

Yeah, Long Live the Republic of Thailand! Why not? If that's what Thai people want... right?